ThinkPad SUCKS for Music Production

I have a Lenovo ThinkPad and I spent $$THOUSANDS$$ on this POS laptop!!!
I got it and it works EXCEPT for what I want it to do which is MUSIC PRODUCTION!!!
The Audio port is a joke. The only way I can record anything is with the crap microphone. I have a mixer that I have an aux cable for and I bought a USB cable for it as well so that I had “options” – AND NEITHER WORKED!
It’s like this laptop was DESIGNED to be sh!t for music production!!!
I also purchased an Arturia Synth to see if at least that would work with this crap laptop but NOPE! Not even a simple synthesizer works with this POS.
I AM SOOOOOO PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS!!!!!!
And then they want me to spend another $90 to even be able to talk to a technician – which I am going to do just to B!TCH THEM OUT!
after my vacation…
To be continued…