I have to say I couldn’t agree more with this website….I bought a Lenovo and it was a rather impressive croc of crap and then, having not had it long, accidentally dropped it down the stairs to its untimely but rather fortuitous demise. Foolishly and I mean ‘I really am the biggest imbecile on the planet’, type foolish, on the recommendation of a ‘friend’ and I use the term lightly now, I bought a different model, a Lenovo V110. I cannot even be remotely constructive about this laptop it is without doubt an arse wrenchingly, dribbly pile of shite.
I have NEVER had such a slow laptop, even models I had ten years ago are faster. The lag on typing, websites taking an age to load even though my internet is fine, the constant whirr of what must be a shitty processor that seemingly can’t cope with the simplest of tasks, I utterly despair of it.
The double whammy of woe, is the one piddling, tiny speaker ‘cleverly’ mounted on the underneath of the laptop (I kid you not) produces a damp, foggy muffle with the volume of a gnat’s fart. It was so bad I had to buy a Bluetooth speaker in order to make things audible, let along enjoyable.
In a fit of peak, in order to speed up this infernal contraption that I constantly defrag, scan disk and reboot in the hope it will spark into some semblance of life, I bought extra ram and doubled it to 8 meg, it speeded up a little but was short lived and quickly returned to its teeth grindingly soporific stupor.
I have vowed to save up and buy a decent laptop and when I do I am going to take this piss poor calculator passing itself off as a laptop and I am going to smash it to smithereens, drag its innards out and dance in exaltation on its electronic entrails.
I wouldn’t buy another Lenovo even if you put a gun to my head and threatened to use a mandolin slicer on my undercarriage ! I actually feel cheated by this company for sucking every bit of joy from surfing the internet, from denying me the pleasure of watching endlessly facile and pointless videos on You Tube.
Damn you Lenovo, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the arm pits of whichever tech bod had the audacity to put this forward as a design proposal…….take said laptop and shove it squarely up your hoop !